How not to be a noob on SMH.

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Here is a list of what you should do to keep the Bnaver, MAA and XO on a SMH happy.

MUST:
1.Take a station, Lazers suck, dont be one of them.
2.Only TH when the captain says.
3. Dont 1 vs 1 unless yer GM+, and not on safe zone.
4. Do not talk about stupid things on board it reakky is annoying

WHY MUST?
1. If you laze you are not producing a benefit to the ship, that will result in plank
2.Cool, lets all TH and make us rich. NO. If the stations are not filled and you are being attacked, u have lots of chances to glub glub.
3. If you loose vs a goon, its no good, and when you are in safe zone the defenders will take care fo them.
4. Go on... annoy an officer until he types /plank you